Bustin’ out!

so I am still in the hospital in Iowa city right now as I write this blog, however I could be going home tomorrow.  I am both excited yet terrified at the same time.  I am excited to be able to see people I care about everyday, but what sucks is I have started caring about some of the people here so much and I am going to miss them.  There are so many people here that are just so awesome!!  🙂 I had a goal to beat my uncle to my moms house lol, he will be back on July 2nd.  Looks like I might get there… 

I am terrified to go home because there is no panic button there, and nurses to run in during the night when the alarms go off if I stop breathing.  Here if my heart rate gets to a certain point an alarm and red lights start flaahing and people run in and fix the problem.  Being alone at home with the dog a cute as heck black lab but what is he gonna do besides piss himself and leave a mess for me to clean up??!!!  I wasn’t so scared till this sleep study guy basically told me that even if I lay a certain way in bed that I will have a stroke and die in my sleep.  Which is a contridiction to what everyone else has said which is that I am doing so well.  of course he also said if you lose more than 2 lbs a week there is possibly something wrong. and everyone else says its because I am working so hard.  I am working my tail off!! Everyday I push harder and farther!  there are days where everything hurts but I push through it and keep on moving!  There is so much life to live and i wanna live it! 

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Silly Songs with Sherrie (not Larry)

Ok so in case you didn’t know this already I am a complete dork!  I am proud of it.  I really love writing parodies to different songs.  My friend colleena and I used to make special trips to Perkins just to write silly songs.  We have a whole christmas song series that we wrote together.  lol.  We also changed the words to redneck woman.  Mostly because her and I are definately not rednecks, weird yes, rednecks no!  any way I keep hearing this song and started singing different words so I decided that I am going to start writing this stuff down.  Yes I know I am sick and wrong!  LOL!!!

Apologizies ahead of time to Katy Perry but this is my version of “I kissed a girl”

this went the way that I planned
was my intention
he was my slave, whip in hand
lost his direction
Im not what, he’s used to
Just wanna try him on
my body he could use
drowning in the tension
[chorus]
I kissed a boy and I liked it
the taste of his hairy man stick
I kissed a boy just to try it
I hope his girlfriend don’t mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a boy and I liked it
I liked it

I don’t even know his name
It doesn’t matter
you liked torturing little games
Just whips and chains
Its not what, those boys do
I know you like it shaved
his head gets so fucking huge
Hard to take

[CHORUS]

Our moments are so magical
Soft skin, hard dick, so lickable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
its so big for real its immaculate

[CHORUS]